Schroedinger's Catgirl
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lovin-elsanna:

jetsuse:

Why couldn’t this be the version instead of Demi?

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT HEARS THAT LITTLE BIT OF ‘Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?’ AT THE END!

I’m wondering if part of the reason some people can never remember I’m bi/pan and instead think I’m gay or straight is because they themselves don’t believe bisexuality is a thing and so just remember me as being whichever they think bi is code for.

braingremlin:

kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE















BUT CAN YOU FUCK YOUR NEW HOT DEMON

braingremlin:

kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

BUT CAN YOU FUCK YOUR NEW HOT DEMON

dink-182:

sugarbone:

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ FIGHT LIKE A GIRL STICKER SET ♥ ♥  BUY IT HERE ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 

"fight like a girl" is meant to imply weakness, but some girls don’t play nice.

OMG want

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wizzard890:

Soooo Janelle Monae covered David Bowie.

abby-howard:

Today’s Junior Scientist Power Hour is all about ladies and their weird periods! What are periods? We don’t really know. But you can always tell when a woman is on her period because she has opinions that men don’t like, and sometimes they get mad!

It’s not like women get mad any other times, or that even if a woman is on her period, you should still listen to the words she says and not write them off as “crazy uterus talk”

I used to be embarrassed by it, but now I quite enjoy my earsplitting witch’s cackle of a laugh.

toxicologist:

crystal scans for bella and the world in general because hey, crystal!

fuckyeahkensugimori:

avocado-slice:

Ken Sugimori released an artbook. Repeat. Ken Sugimori released an artbook.
This is not a delayed April’s fools joke, Ken Sugimori released an artbook.
It’s only ¥1,998 on Amazon JP.

About time!

fuckyeahkensugimori:

avocado-slice:

Ken Sugimori released an artbook. Repeat. Ken Sugimori released an artbook.

This is not a delayed April’s fools joke, Ken Sugimori released an artbook.

It’s only ¥1,998 on Amazon JP.

About time!